I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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