In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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