Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.