so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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