so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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