No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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