That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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