therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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