he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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