PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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