I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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