Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize