You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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