She said her name was "party"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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