They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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