So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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