I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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