in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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