Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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