well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
And then he peed in my hair
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