I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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