Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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