I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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