dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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