well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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