Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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