id be glad to
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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