sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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