I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
