sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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