The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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