I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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