so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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