I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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