im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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