She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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