my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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