Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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