You're so nebulous sometimes
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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