You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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