You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
