im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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