btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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