I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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