Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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