Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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