dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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