she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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