I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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