i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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