jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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