It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
How's work?
Spinning.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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