there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
