Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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