I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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