So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This baby is an asshole
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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