i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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