i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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