I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
